Ivys Guard Sandwich [Noname55]

Description: Ivy, a slender young woman with long black hair and piercing green eyes, is standing in a park wearing a short, tight-fitting dress that shows off her curvy body. She's got one hand on her hip and the other behind her back as she waits for someone to approach her. Suddenly, a group of young men come running up to her. They're all sweaty and panting, looking like they just finished a workout or jog. One of them stops in front of Ivy and begins to speak. "Hey there, beautiful," he says, smiling at her. "Can we buy you a drink?" Ivy smiles back at him and shakes her head. "No thanks, guys," she says, still holding her hand behind her back. "But I have something else in mind." Without warning, she brings her hand around to reveal a long, thick sandwich made of two slices of white bread with meaty filling in the middle. She takes a big bite out of it and starts chewing loudly, as if to suggest that this is all the "entertainment" they're going to get from her. The men look at each other awkwardly before turning around and quickly leaving. Ivy watches them go with a smirk on her face, then takes another bite of her sandwich. As she chews, we see that the camera has been following her all along, and now it pans up to reveal that she's standing under a sign that reads "Guard Sandwich." It's clear that this was all part of some kind of setup, but whether or not Ivy was really hungry for a sandwich, we can only imagine.